Sunday, May 2, 2010

Women


Right above is a Paragraph about Women
Those wording is not very clear for you peeps to read it.
So I'll type it out for all of you to read it. ( :

Women are made to be LOVED, but not to be understood.
Even if you understand them, you won't believe it.
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.
If you don't, you are good for nothing.
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.
If you don't, you are not a man.
If you are well-dressed, she says you are a playboy.
If you don't dress well, she says you are a pauper boy.
If you agree with all her likes, she says she is abusing.
If you don't, you are not understanding.
If you make romance, you are an experienced man.
If you don't, you are half a man.
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring.
If you don't she accuses you of double-crossing.
If you are a minute late, she complains it is hard to wait.
If she is late, she says it's natural, we are woman and you should wait.
If you propose love within a brief acquaintance-ship, you are a fresh guy.
If you postponed it till later, she wonders why.
If you fail to assist her in crossing the street, you are lacking of ethics.
If you do, she thinks it's just one man's tactics.
If you jealous, she says it's too bad.
If you are not, she doubt your love and she is not glad.
If you kiss her once-in-awhile, she professes you are cold.
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her.
If you don't, she thinks you didn't like her.
If you talk, she wants you to listen.
If you listen, she wants you to talk.
OH!.......!!! THOSE CREATURES CALLED WOMAN ! ................ !?!?!?!?!
They are........................
So simple, yet so complex.
So confusing, yet so DESIRABLE.

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